Sometimes feels like we’re all just reaching for the unattainable. WTF?

Thought the original Batman and Robin was gay but now I’m not sure I know what ‘gay’ even means anymore…

Conclusive Proof.

But it does beg the question: how do you get so tubby in a house full of fruit (even on the tea towels)?

This is what the future has in store, when the Chinese economy gets even bigger and the world becomes a dystopian sinkhole:

Getting quite excited…

Is it morally wrong to prank the garbage man? Does doing it mean that you’re an elitist of some kind? That you’re a spoiled rotten middle-class brat looking down on the ‘povos’?

What does it say about our species that this kind of behaviour is rife? Pretty sure that it’s becoming an ‘American Tradition’. Have you ever pranked the garbage man? Will you be tempted to now that you’ve seen how ubiquitous it is? Wanna jump on the trash wagon?

How could a member of the gentry or aristocracy play a similar trick on the middle classes? Jump out of an office cubicle? From behind the water cooler?

Heard that garbage collectors/refuse collectors/bin men actually get paid a shit load of money. $60,000 with overtime. £30,000 in the UK. Not bad for a smelly bastard with no educations.

Gotta be careful not to push these resplendent, sentient creatures over the edge. We all have our limits. Even people with low status jobs.

Don’t be unhip.