Twin Towers, Baby!

Wish stuff like this happened in real life…

UGLY NY talent agency deals pretty much exclusively with ugly people. If you’re in the vicinity perhaps you can sign up…

http://www.uglyny.com/

If you happen to be American and concerned about the number of perverts that are living in your vicinity then you might want to mosey on over to www.familywatchdog.us/, a dainty little number that allows users to search the National Sex Offenders Registry under the parameters of either location or name. The exercise is not recommended for those of a nervous disposition though, as some of the results can be quite startling – such as this map that I was presented with after typing in the zip code of the old World Trade Centre site (10048). Each dot represents either a child abuser, a rapist, or a sexual battery (perhaps for when the Duracell Bunny feels a little lonesome…?).