Sometimes just wish that I could be somebody. A person of worth. The kind that writes letters to people on personalized pieces of writing paper.

Feel like my meagre words would be imbued with superpowers. Even if I just wrote nouns without verbs - ’shoe’ ‘carrot’ ‘transience’ – it wouldn’t matter, because people would be too mesmerised to give a shit.

I like reading in the bathroom. Once upon a time I got some mail written on ‘Batman’ writing paper and it made me so excited that I nearly fell in the toilet.

Then, the very next day, that gay health guy from American TV sent me a letter saying that I was going to die. But it didn’t matter because he had an iridescent array of balloons in his hands and it took all the pain away.

http://www.letterheady.com

Back in the day we were tasteless and ostentatious. It must of been a happier time, a time for letting it all hang out, a time for purple to hold a special place in our lives, a time to be human.The Vintage Ad search engine lets you search ads by decade and category. These two monstrosities are from the 80′s clothing section. If you let yourself go though, you can find a whole new world of pain…

http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/