As far as I can tell, this is just about the greatest t-shirt in all existence.
More such things can be found here.
As far as I can tell, this is just about the greatest t-shirt in all existence.
More such things can be found here.

After the excitement of Monday’s revelation (to some) concerning the incredibly unhip Google merchandise available to the public, I’m happy to announce another non-exclusive discovery in the form of these delicious Firefox T-shirts.

I can’t even begin to describe my love of Google. And even though I know that it might sound strange, or even sick, or unhealthy, I have to let it be known that every time I hear those wondrous two syllables, I can feel my heart overflowing like some kind of reservoir that’s been forced to reach its full capacity thanks to a magical and gratifying rain. In a perfect world Google would rule all things – not just information, or books, or the things that the Chinese are allowed to bear Internet-based witness to – but government policies, social strategies, and games of bingo. Each would be dressed in company attire and all would take logo beach towels with us to go surfing. It’s only a dream, I know. Yet, I ask you, is a man without a vision not a man without a purpose?

Check out the Google Store and begin your new life today.