Unhip Google Merchandise Discovered

I can’t even begin to describe my love of Google. ?And even though I know that it might sound strange, or even sick, or unhealthy, ?I have to let it be known that every time I hear those wondrous two syllables, I can feel my heart overflowing like some kind of reservoir that’s been forced to reach its full capacity thanks to a magical and gratifying rain. In a perfect world Google would rule all things – not just information, or books, or the things that the Chinese are allowed to bear Internet-based witness to – but government policies, social strategies, and games of bingo. Each would be dressed in company attire and all would take logo beach towels with us to go surfing. ?It’s only a dream, I know. ?Yet, I ask you, is a man without a vision not a man without a purpose?

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