This is what emerges if you spill water on Justin Bieber after midnight…

Does everybody have an evil/retarded doppelgänger running around out there somewhere?

Is the title ‘She’s Fine & Mine’ misogynistic in its suggestion that bitches and hoes be something that you own?

Did the exclusive look that this video gave you into a bona fide hip hop boudoir leave your panties in a twist/make your salami scream?

Is this young romantic correct in his assertion that love is harder to find than a unicorn or is it something that anybody can do if they possess a big enough bank account/pair of knockers?