“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the iridescent buses in my favourite YouTube video…” – Buddha

Do you feel mindful or enlightened after watching this relaxing video?

Were buses and panpipes meant to be together?

If you used this video as a meditation tool would you likely become distracted by aching legs and the unwholesome smell of a festering chemical toilet?

Who’s the babe at the end of the video, what does she have to do with buses, and where can I find naked pictures of her on the Internets?