Been trying to be a manly man. Tired of fopping around with my hair in my eyes and my skinny jeans stuck up the crack of my ass. Just wanna revel in the glory of being a man, wanna feel the testosterone swell and the buzz of being alive. Gonna buy some power tools and maybe stop shaving…

Does knowledge of power tools make a person more manly?

Is construction impossible without destruction?

Is engineering the manliest pursuit of them all?

What would happen if monkeys learned how to use power tools?